Here we are, idling in the nicest Sunday manner, sitting on our beds. Ernie & I are writing to our wives, some blokes are polishing shoes, others are fitting equipment on, some are “doing the smalls” in the washing room. It’s 9o/c, as I said, & I’ve cleaned my boots, tried on my kit, done up my laundry, had breakfast, washed and shaved, & had a lie in bed because of Sunday. Purely relative, time. Here is beautifully slovenly to lie in bed until half past six & a quarter to seven is positively luxurious !
The catalogue of events first. I wrote last on Friday night in my little office. After that I cleaned, with the rest of the squad, for the Saturday inspection. And that was Friday night.
[Oh, Sgt. Munroe, of 74 squad has just come in & asked, in a very broad Scots accent ” has any bugger got a divinity book to lend me ?”. (no reply). “Come on, some of you sods must have something fitting for me to read ! ” [Bishop.. No sergeant]. [Me;- what about the Old Testament, Sgt ?][Him :- Don’t be blasphemous me boy. Come on some bastard must have something really divinity to read ! Well, it’s disgusting, disgusting. – Exit, disgusted !].
Where were we, oh, yes. Saturday. Usual palaver, inspection of the room by the Major, the B.S.M., The Q.S.M. & odds & sods, us standing by our beds, our kit laid out carefully, our lockers & everything private thrust away in our kit bags. After that, gun drill and parades, medical inspection & dinner. A hard morning with Sergeant in a very bad mood. In the afternoon I slept solidly from 2 – 4.30. Then tea, & a furbish up & the three musketeers (Ernest 1, Eric Wilson & me) sallied out. We bought 3 beers at the Balmoral, & then went to the pictures, a bad one called Lady Eve. Then the Y.M.C.A. for supper & home. That’s what’s happened to date.
Oh, your letter came after my snooze yesterday afternoon, & a lovely letter it was – with the Press Cuttings. I read it & read it & loved the tomato plant drawing. As for the St. Anthony business, I just Take No Notice, yet. I daren’t. Too much of mixed emotions spring to life if that is considered. So I wait, to hear quite calmly that your mother is at fault. I leave it like that for now, except for secret dipping into the future & speculations. I’m liable to wonder, timidly, o’night, but then I resolutely banish all thoughts. Wait & See. But………
Oh, yesterday I had command of a gun, all to myself. We were shifting our two A Battery 4.5s to the Gun Park. Ten men to each, & the Major said, “Sergt. you take this one & you, Daniell take charge of the other”. So with 10 men, one howitzer & one trailer, we went out onto the road, down to the main gates, in the main Drive & round. Not a long journey, mark you, but a nice one. All traffic stopped, buses, lorries & all, have my fierce grey gleaming howitzer & its ten pushing & pulling men. What’s more the Colonel passed & we did the nicest “Eyes Right!” Singing out Halt to a 5 Ton gun worth singing about, & we wheeled majestically across the road with such blatant priority. Even a double decker bus quailed & cringed back.
Poor Bill Potter, the “intellectual one” has gone sick & was seen head heavily bandaged, going off to Scarboro’ Hospital. I’m going to see him this afternoon. He dislikes it, but agrees that we must do our stuff manfully to end this war. I’m getting militant, I want to get into action against Jerry to show the bastard how hopeless it is to stand up against the British. I feel very British & well booted.
¶ I’m in crying need of hankies.
¶ Did you get your money ?
¶ How are the Home Guard .
¶ Please get hold of several B’ham Posts & see if Gwennie still has her page. I’ve several ideas if she does:-
“Sunday Morning in Barracks”
” The Canteen”.
Your letter:
¶ Yes it is Patrick MULROONEY.
¶ Yes I can read your writing, beautifully, it is the nicest writing I know of.
¶ if I go on to OCTU I’ll certainly stay till the spring. If. Maybe if not.
¶ Bless the Ellens. My greetings to them & say I’m very well & love soldiering & I am learning how to finish the war. And say that I’m happier in the knowledge that they’ll keep an eye on you.
¶ Only one vaccination, 2 T.A.B.’s injection, (that’s anti Typhoid) & one anti tetanus. That’s all & I’m recovered completely.
¶ Why d’you “worry about Wednesday”. Why Wednesday ? ?
My programme for today is letters until dinner (Ernie & Eric have gone walking for a drink) & a walk see Bill this afternoon where some books I’ve brought for him. Then, may be, Church this evening if I can find a nice little village church. Then 8 – 10, Bridge with Ernie, Applebottom & Wilfred.
I’m now going to write to uncle Jack. Oh, why not get some wholemeal flour & make bread ?
Bless you very much, & is it heads or tails ? Well, we’re us & dinne fache ye’sen. But if it is heads, then . . . . . well . . . Eh, bien, not time to let thoughts have their reign yet.

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